And in Alien News
The latest in alien news is a pretty girl from Somewhere, who got sucked into an alien UFO laser beam, upon which she was asked. Would you prefer the Kim Kardashian Sit-On-Africa heinie or a Total Aliens Makeover? Who can blame the girl for not causing more suffering to the continental cradle of mankind. We can’t keep her in Isolation. She has to be known to the world. Not as a Warning, but as an inspiration for all of us mortals to aspire to. She will star in a movie one day and due to her gentle nature we don’t even have to call on Sigourney Weaver for a kick-ass session.